Sniggwaffe?

Ok, I'm going to assume that since the enemy is stupid enough to fly hookbills in PvP that they are actually full retard and that's the only type ship that is present.

I will also assume that since you used the plural form of "hookbill" that there are multiple hookbills. For the purpose of this exercise, I will say there are only 2 hookbills camping the gate. (going back to the enemy going full retard)

i will further assume that the two hookbills are in line with the sun from the gate because they are making funny shadow puppets on the gate with their fugly ships.

Since you made no restrictions on my own ship type, I will be flying an Avatar who's cyno pilot mixed up the words "station" and "gate" and dropped me 5km away from the wrong celestial. (perhaps he was the dirty Mexican who kicked a negro from his rice paddy and got booted from the corp for it)

The game rules will also be pre-Dominion since you did not specify.

Now as soon as these hookbills see an Avatar dropped on their black asses, they will obviously stand completely still as to exploit the well known weakness of Titans of only being able to see moving objects. This will bring their transversal velocity to 0 and activate the inverse-kodak law of Eve which states that any given value (u) equals the frictional coefficient (f) times the shield recharge rate (a) times the weapon damage multiplier squared (gg) times the warfare link module effectiveness (o) times the industry development level of the current system (t).

With this formula balancing, we are left with the only possible course of action is that I area affect doomsday the retarded jews and align to the sun like a good little bee.

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TLDR but I like his gumption...

Fake-edit: I read it... I like the fact that you hate Mexicans, but I dislike the fact that you are A SPY! I can taste it.

Ok, so you don't like the Hookbill.

Being able to understand how people fit ships is important, especially ships that you don't like so the next question: How would you fit a Hookbill as they are currently? And more importantly, would you fit with arbalest, or malkuth launchers?

But m8 our 2.5m-SP-pilot-with-knowledge-of-pre-dominion-mechanics backbone /o\

I am told everyone in TEST is a spai, so yea. I am.



Fuck if I know, I've never flown one. My alliance wiki says to fly a jaguar instead because it's cheaper, does more dps, and has more ehp. So that's what I would do.
If I had to choose between arbalests or makluth, I would choose the cheaper one unless I couldn't get them to fit.



Literature on pre-dominion mechanics are all over the web. Along with every one I ever talk to about fleet fights bitching about how shit was nerfed in dominion, all I had to do was look it up on the eveo wiki.

edit for your viewing pleasure: http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Titan

Recruitment closed.

Thanks to everyone who participated!

NICE COVER UP SPY BUT YOUR SPY FACADE IS FAILING. It is now obvious you are a spy...

--
Merc

Wow. How paranoid are you guys?

Anyway, you can look at my reddit history if you really want to. I think it shows my noobish ways pretty well. Most of my submissions lately have been to the eve and dreddit sub reddits. Unless, of course, all of those submissions for the last two months are all a part of my fiendishly clever plot to get into your corp and SPAI ON YOU GUYS.

http://www.reddit.com/user/desquibnt/submitted/