Imagine if when the spanish conquered mexico they completely ignored all the gold and only took the stone arrowheads with them back to spain. There you have the history the english and tea. Indian blacks are shit compared to most everything else.

Also coffee goddamn!

Don't mess wi Yorkshire

Imagine if Jesus had turned left at Jordan, we'd have all the oil and the Arabs would have all the oranges.
And if Sir Walter Raleigh had brought back marijuana and oil from the New World instead of potatos and tobacco, we'd be set for life on Mars and nobody would even talk to the Irish.

Imagine if England had colonized Netherlands, they would take the branches of sativae instead of the flowers, crush them badly and finally expose that kind of powder to a temperature of 90°C. They'd put that in individual doses, add a sticker stating "finest quality" on each and sell at high prices.

The english people would probably never know.

YORRKSHIIIRE YOORRRKSHIIREE YOORRRKSHIIIREE YYYOOOORKSHIIRE

shite.

I am so angry I am going to think about neg repping you back to zero.

That Yorkshire Airlines sketch is classic. Leeds Bradford Airport makes me think of that every time I have to pass through, it's pretty much that bad.