Yo.

Thanks for letting me aboard. I'm sure you'll regret it soon enough.

Give me access to your boards so I can whore them while I'm at work please.

Cheers,

Joe

Welcome Joe

I like your name and you seem p chill. Tell us a bit more about yourself m8.

blatant spy but nvm

Thanks. I will.

My name is Joe and I'm an alcoholic.

I like to go wherever the pew pew is to be had. I can fly pretty much anything sub capital, including some of those fancy T3s, Black Ops and all that jazz. Personally I prefer flying small fast stuff, like friggies, or sneaky stuff, like recons. If I was to have a favourite ship, it would be the Pilgrim without a doubt and that is what I tend to solo in.

I can FC, but my experience is purely small gang stuff from Amarr FW (A Few Good Men & The Dirty Rotten Scoundrels) and fast roaming gangs mostly in Geminate (FireTech) and while I'd say I'm competent I would regard myself as a good back-up rather than the main event. I'd also caution you that my level of intoxication on most nights will preclude me from being at my best, so advanced warning of sobriety requirements is appreciated.

I've got a vast army of alts and I've got fingers in pretty much every pie. I've got a bit of isk, mostly taken from other people in one way or another, so I've got no great need to carebear. My hauler alt, Bad Bobby, has got a bit of a reputation for making isk and has found himself on the EVE news a few times in relation to his Titan production business. I don't let that shit get in the way of my pew though.

In RL:

I'm a 30-something guy from the UK, a little way outside of London. I work with computer shit atm but I'm looking to make a sharp exit from my job because it sucks.

All the quality people are mate, it's the nature of the game.

Thank you for the introduction Joe. Are you gonna help us build our capital ships and be the HYDRA RELOADED industrial backbone?
Would be n1

Also, what exactly is that supposed to mean Raimo?

If you insist, but I didn't think you guys have any time for that nonsense.

I'm here for the pew, but I've got all the know-how you'd need for the other stuff too. Feel free to make use of me for that, just don't pos-monkey me too much if you don't want me to rage.

Yeah... I was kinda joking.
Unless Garmon still wants a titan. Garmon are you gonna get a titan???

Yeah... I kinda got that.

Garmon in a Titan could be lolz.

I don't actually make the Titans btw, I just own the BPOs for 3 of them and sell those to people that do. I do the lazyfag bit that requires you to log on once every 30 days to fuel a POS, not the superbear bit where you need to haul half of eve to your capital yard to assemble your superdingus.