Minigin got busted as a Virgin and has been trying for a while to build his argument around paper mache, happy thoughts, and the Like a Virgin lyrics.

by busted do you mean completely at ease with it, and the person who happily tells people who ask? in fact i remember this being a massive issue every time someone else finds out something about me that they would lie to cover up, they think its something people weaseled out of me...

do you really think if it was that important to me (sex or your opinion) i couldnt have made up some story about a young mexican i met at the local bar, when i was out with my 300 best friends who im also in a soccer team with, who i approached daringly and whispered in her ear that i was a budding young spacecaptain of the genos occidere corporation and if she would like to spend some time rolling around in the cockpit of my deimos with me?

oh sorry that was your tale. ill make another one later.

just go celibate, sex is soooo overrated man. Your hand feels just the same, and you got HANDS ON THE ISSUE if you know what am sayin. Although word to the wise, you should probably shut the fuck up when trying to talk about subjects you have actually no experience on.

See sex, like biking, like parachuting, is one of those subjects you cant understand really unless you've done it. And in before you come up with some random argument, like "WELL I GUESS I DONT UNDERSTAND MURDER EITHER BECOS I HAVENT KILLED ANYONE", no, its not the same and dont even start.

ched close this thread before it gets worse

im actually banking on the fact that when i have sex its going to be pretty awesome.



also literally do not lock this thread ched!

its going to be awesome for the whole 30 seconds you'll last, am sure your partner will cuddle you and say "its ok Minirgin, I understand, it happens, dont worry about it" then goes off and bangs half campus while you're in school.

have u lost your power morel??

just change the name of the thread to Minirgin gets his ass handed to him Riverdance style imo.

m8 hes young he'll recharge in like 2 minutes. just got to fight the sleepyness