Shiroi_Okami wrote:
Beekeeping is serious business
I've been worrying about mowing the lawn becuase I have a dirty big petrol mower that's as loud as small plane taking off.
So I've been trying to research etc, somebody at work said it's a shame you can't get a big veil like I wear on my head but for the hive, throw it over and mow away.
And I thought "I'm a dumbass, I can just close the hives" so I was planning on that, but closing the National hive isn't really easy, the WBC it takes literally 2 seconds, the National would take more like 15 seconds, plenty of time for them to spot what you're upto.
So I was umm, err, umm... and eventually I thought, I know how to mow my lawn.
LIKE A BOSS.
So I just cracked the mower up and wore my "FUCK THE POBEES"* t-shirt. They didn't even send out a single bee to see what the noise was. Yeah, bitches.
Sometime beekeeping is really not serious business at all.
As far as decorations go, I was going to make stickers to put on mine that said "WARNING: HIVE PROTECTED BY BEES" but in light of the fact that they don't even attack me when I go in the hive and chisel away comb it would seem a little chest thumpy.
*I don't really have a T-shirt that says anything like this.