m8 morel?

While I agree that Morel could do it, it will be another person who will know about it, which (as a paranoid being) I'm against. Nexus has pretty good writing skills if he is not in normal forum post mood, maybe ask him?

what kind of thing? are we talking something like "leaked forum posts" or an angry alliance mail?

i could write it for sure

I think we're talking about a private convo where ButterDog is being BitterDog and offering to do this (maybe together with a friend who thinks alike, but mainly ButterDog) + good reasons for this that seem believable and lolworthy at the same time. And then maybe some eve-mails detailing some stuff about this or something like "loltheysobadlol" unrelated but showing the bitterness. Also, if desirable (and possible) in a way that some stuff can be posted by us after the initial stuff has been posted maybe, to keep the troll alive (so future eve-mails about how well it went and how satisfied he is)

check kugetsmen (whatever) 2 see how he writes

Do it by tomorrow please, it's going live after downtime

Hi guys, I'll try and come up with something that butter dog would post. Butter Dog usually doesn't post much, mostly one paragraph, he also overuses the wink [;)] smiley a lot, he doesn't capitalise the first word at the start of sentences, nor does he often use full stops, he has perfect grammar aside from that though. he uses tildes on either side of a word when mentioning something 'elite'. like ~elite~ ~elitepvpers~ etc.

ahah n1

Ushra'Khan is under new management.

As of downtime on Saturday, July 24th, all active corporations in Ushra'Khan have been kicked, leaving only the executor corp, Neh'bu Kau Beh'Hude, and the station holding corp, Unity holdings.
The alliance, all 30 of its systems, and all 12 stations now belong to Tarac Nor, his associates, and Genos Occidere.

As such, we feel it prudent to implement a new set of rules to reflect the new style of mangement.

new u'k rules:

1) amrr sucks
2) no not believingh in yourself
3) no butter dogs
3) alliance mining op ever staurday at 2:00 eve time in dihra bring ur mackinaws atendence is mandatory
4) any corp that wants to join is in* WITH SOME EXCEPTIONS
5) but most importantly
6) have fun


EXCEPTIONS:
Any former u'k corps may apply for membership in the new u'k, however, the price for re-admission is 10 billion isk. You must send a written appeal to the new head of corp recruitment for ushra khan, Johan Moisander.

In this application, you must provide:

1) a reason why you feel you should be re-admitted
2) a statement to the effect that garmon and Tarac are awesome and are cool bros 4 life (using your own words)
3) your favorite Lady GaGa song (youtube link if possible) - a personal cover of the song in question would lead to your application recieving special consideration
4) a short (3-400 word) story featuring one (1) of the following peopole (Garmon, butterdog, cippalipus primus, Nrom Gustav) having a negative interaction with a lusty orc
5) an ascii drawing of a wizard fighting a dragon while the dragon is smoking a bong and the wizard is lighting the dragon's bong with his fire breath

If we consider your application to be meritorious, you will be allowed to deposit 10 billion isk to Johan Moisander and the re-intergration process will begin.

Also, we need to work out a plan the immediate aftermath, should this happen

1) Where are their caps? Will they try to break them out?
2) Will cynojammers and JBs still be operational? And if so, which ones need to be taken out (garmon find a jumpbridge map on the u'k forums)

i'm sure people with more experience than me at this kind of thing can add more considerations

also more u'k alliance rules or membership requirements