i use the sitting position when i'm drunk as fuck

// edit holy SHIT everything from this uploader is gold tbh, useful household tips and piano lessons/performances and whatnot.
http://www.youtube.com/user/interlac
check out the piano duets with margaret if you're interested in that kind of stuff
(they are not tips to get better at life but enjoyable nonetheless)

////zomg also if you're a faggot and don't like videos you can check out some of his amazing stuff on home hygiene & routines at http://www.teacherneedhelp.com/homehy

Usually when I'm really lazy i sit down to pee.
I came home drunk once, and needed to take a piss.
I positoned myself over the toilet and thought:
Fuck I'm too lazy to sit down so i just pee'd standing up
and realized i had gone a full circle

I liked this article, its about what foods you can use to clean your house with.



http://translate.google.no/translate?js ... 7163492%2F

coke also dissolves rust well

Coke dissolves anything well, its acidic as fuck (around 3.4 as average apparently, but you hear of it creating stomach ulcers which puts it down around 2 - 2.5 at times which is fucking scary).

its delicious too

behold the best cola drink:

That'll do pig..

my hero