LAWYERING MEGATHREAD [contains massive amounts of :intigo:]

Morel Nova · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:11 pm

Minigin wrote:

i rkn ive still got loads of time to figure shit out. im still p young.

how old are you?

Nrom · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:11 pm

AFTER LAQUEESHA FUCKED MY ASS GOOD, SHE WAS LIKE BABY Y WONT U FUCK ME, AND I AM, GODDAMN GIRL CANT U SEE AM SAVIN MY SEED 4 THE FUTURE, AND SHES LIKE, BUT WHEN I BANG U WITH THE STRAP ON UR SEED IS SHOT ALL OVER THE WALL, AND AM LIKE YEAH BUT WALL AINT GON HAVE MY BABY IF U KNOW WHAT AM SAYIN

ps: am not gay I just think pussy is NASTY EW

Kimura Masahiko · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:15 pm

Minigin wrote:

i rkn ive still got loads of time to figure shit out. im still p young.

yo i'll save you some time. you are a homosexual. good luck out there son :maverick:

Nrom · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:18 pm

AM NOT GAY OK, AM JUST NOT INTERESTED IN PUTTING MY PENIS INTO JUST ANY ORIFICE, WHEN I DO ITS GONNA BE SOOO SPECIAL OK, I EVEN BROKE UP WITH LAQUEESHA AFTER SHE BEGGED ME 2 FUCK AND I WAS LIKE AM SORRY GURL BUT UR THINKING ABOUT SEX 2 MUCH AND I WANT TO CONNECT ON A SPIRITUAL AND ASS LEVEL AND UR STRAP ON WASNT BIG ENOUGH ANYWAYS SO GOODBYE LAQUEESHA

Ottersmacker · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:37 pm

Minigin wrote:

who i approached daringly and whispered in her ear that i was a budding young spacecaptain of the genos occidere corporation and /--/ cockpit

pointing out a gem from the pile of terribadness
spaceships are one of my favourite subjects when i'm with girls, especially those with poewrful names like HURRICANE but i rarely mention it these days because shit is so fotm
:maverick:

Morel Nova · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:38 pm

relevant to this thread (although i suspect fake):

Quote:

Fantasies are just that. Fantasies. The fact she made out with a dog is disconcerting however.

http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/k3 ... tasiesnot/

Ottersmacker wrote:

spaceships are one of my favourite subjects when i'm with girls :maverick:

fuck women who dont like spaceships tbh

CHED · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:42 pm

Nrom wrote:

CHED wrote:

literally want to lock this thread so bad

i still find it amazing how ppl can go to such lengths to argue on the internet, and then others think that others actually care about anything either person is saying

so u just end up in a constant cycle of ppl not giving a shit what the other person thinks

and yet you come here to explain why you dont care so much that you're gonna post to tell others how much you dont care, because you dont care.

Get the fuck out you fat faggot you.

no m8 u get the wrong idea, i am saying minigin doesn't care and you don't care

so why do you both continue to post?

Ottersmacker · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:43 pm

and why did this become so terribly personal, i did see Nrom's guiding hand in action (this is a masturbation reference) but why would anyone, there's like natural derail and then there's this :/

// also posting to say i'm sooooooo confident and have no self-esteem issues at all

Nrom · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:56 pm

because minigin and his fat imaginary gf laqueesha are prude faggots, who bash on other people for saying age limits are retarded, specially among minors, and I'm like Batman, cannot let that shit fly unimpeded, and since his whole argument is being sexually active when you're young FUCKS YOU UP, while he himself being a virgin closet homo who by his own words has "broken up with women for not going all the way" (AM SORRY LAQUEESHA), it was a pretty easy river dance stomp.

Its like being the bully in the playground and suddenly a retard with hypocritical moralistic bullshit steps on your Cheetos and you kick his ass like Chuck Norris on crack . Would you give that up?

edit: I have a natural tendency to brawl retards, specially the holier than thou moralistic kind of faggot. Bar fights have begun like this many a time.

edit part deux: cant get more personal than being a virgin m8 think about it.

Minigin · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:30 pm

yes young children need to be defended from NOT being fucked out of their minds.

thanks for ignoring social dogma and standing up for the rights of young children.

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