cba to click it, what is it?

oh bambi, why cant xenuria take your place?

I remember this. One night I was asleep with my room pitch black, computer screen off, when I was woken to the sound of "chunky... Chunky.." was literally like what the fuck is going on

and then you turn your head to the left and see yourself in bed with a fat chick

i think i was whispering "chunky....." aswell for some reason, probably didnt help

pretty nice day today, all they did was chill on my mothers freshly planted flowers



i've been trying to get a picture of the robin that sits around inspecting everything anyone does, but he's SO SMALL my phone captures him as some brownyred blob

Robins are feisty, territorial, aggressive and for no reason anyone can fathom they scare away any other bird stupid enough to be intimidated.
So, it's not just the human species with unpleasant demographics.
They should only be allowed on Christmas cards, at any other time, let the cat out.

Neighbours have dogs that no matter how hard they try, fail to catch it, get bored and shit in my garden, scumbag owner not deciding to get rid of it



only picture ive managed to get of it without it flying off and causing a blur