It really doesn't take a whole lot of effort to make a few posts to make yourself look newer than you are.

Seriously though, if you actually aren't a spy, look up Sniggwaffe, I'm pretty sure they are recruiting atm.

Also who the hell just emptied their entire quota of rep for the day -repping me

Look out Chunky, here I come

DO YOU SEE THE 1170 LINK KARMA AND 688 COMMENT KARMA?!

Don't you dare understate my accomplishments, woman.

I didnt know you associated with Dreddits Fmercury. I am disappoint

I am putting in a good word for this fine gentleman

+ rep, but my cream

pretty chill that this guy already has +2 rep even before being accepted.


looks like he might even be able to make the 50 post threshold for giving reps in no time also!!!!!!


but idk, app is kinda shit.


but if u made a vid of urself showing ur skills mb we will vouch

also:

Upon jumping into a gatecamp and hearing the FC's order to burn towards the sun, but hearing your mom yelling from the kitchen for your bedtime, what is your plan of action?

You are given an order to warp out but you are tackled by a dramiel kiting at 20km, also the microwave oven is making a beeping noise indicating that your hot pockets are done and your dad is drunk and wants to beat you up and is beating down the door telling you to g et off the damn internet and come get your ass whooped like a man waht do you do

I have no such technology and I don't know what these "skills" you speak of are.



Just as any woman should, my mother does not leave the kitchen and actually spends 23 hours out of the day in front of the stove. As such, I will yell back, "Ok, goodnight!" to her and continue playing with her being none the wiser.



I do not know how fast the speed "kiting" is so I will assume it is 1m/s. In which case I will be out of disruptor range of him momentarily and able to warp out.
Since it is a particularly long warp, I will have plenty of time to get my hot pockets and eat them for desert after my gourmet 5 course meal (what do you think my mom does in the kitchen all day?)
My father used to be a professional body builder but unfortunately was diagnosed with testicular cancer some years ago and had a testicle removed surgically. He is extremely sensitive to this subject so all I have to do to placate him is casually tell him that beating me up won't restore his manhood. That should be good enough to have him crying in the corner for days with his teddy bear snuggled up against the bitch tits that he has grown in the months after his operation.