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Dark Soldat · **Posted:** Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:13 am

desquibnt wrote:

My father used to be a professional body builder but unfortunately was diagnosed with testicular cancer some years ago and had a testicle removed surgically. He is extremely sensitive to this subject so all I have to do to placate him is casually tell him that beating me up won't restore his manhood. That should be good enough to have him crying in the corner for days with his teddy bear snuggled up against the bitch tits that he has grown in the months after his operation.

-rep when i get my quota
bad fight club reference

Raimo · **Posted:** Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:47 am

desquibnt wrote:

My father used to be a professional body builder but unfortunately was diagnosed with testicular cancer some years ago and had a testicle removed surgically. He is extremely sensitive to this subject so all I have to do to placate him is casually tell him that beating me up won't restore his manhood. That should be good enough to have him crying in the corner for days with his teddy bear snuggled up against the bitch tits that he has grown in the months after his operation.

Edit: dang soldat beat me to it

Sidephex · **Posted:** Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:19 am

and i thought i was the unfunniest guy on our forums

Bai ZongTong · **Posted:** Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:55 am

Sidephex wrote:

and i thought i was the unfunniest guy on our forums

mb recruiting him will make u feel better?

ThrashPower · **Posted:** Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:03 pm

porta is the only goon we need.

Rhak Amharr · **Posted:** Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:15 pm

Why the hate? It's a way better application than Lexa's for example, and he can't be worse than Methex or Sidephex (I am currently noticing that all the bads have an X in their name, and this one doesn't, so another reason to accept him to raise the standard of Genos Occidere).

Rhak Amharr · **Posted:** Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:17 pm

Also, question time: You're in a dictor in a gang that consists of 40 people and the estimated current worth of ships and equipment is 1 Trillion ISK. You are in a local that has 200 people in it, the 40 of you and 1 unlucky hostile person that just got tackled by a Dramiel that is in your gang. The fleet is warped to him, remember you're in a dictor. The unlucky hostile persons' ship pops as you land. What is your course of action?

ALSO DONT TELL HIM U FUCKING DUMBFUCKS I AM FUCKING INTERVIEWING HERE SO STFU SHIROI

Morel Nova · **Posted:** Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:45 pm

btw I'm still waiting on that hookbill setup. fire up eft. it needs to be able to beat a navy comet in standard dual prop config.

EDIT: also beat a dualprop dramiel in standard config that isnt retarded actually.

Shiroi_Okami · **Posted:** Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:47 pm

Hahaha, I was wondering where my post went....

Raimo · **Posted:** Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:19 pm

GET THE PODDDDDD

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