Hai Guis!

Xenuria here!
I am also known as TonyCandTheJets/LadySpank/Darviela Maravarona/ Valdivindel blackheart/Voland/fnog/Autismotron 9001

I would very much like to join Genos. I am currently looking for new and exciting ways to troll the eve forums. I think some of the best trolling I did was when I was in Hydra Reloaded.

Degrees
AS computer graphic design
AS network security W admin
BS technical systems management
BS psychology


Certifications
A+
CCNA
CISSP
Working on getting my Net+


Experience
I am a master ethnomethodologist that would rival garfinkel himself. I have taken social breaching experiments to unprecedented new levels. I have pulled off some of the most elaborate trolls of the century and pride myself on being a polymathic paragon of human potential. I am Ex PN, Ex Goon and I even worked for a small security firm/computer repair company called onsite micro (now defunct, not because of me). I am currently working for a group called "LulzSec" and have some really fun stuff planned for GoonSwarm and SomethingAwful in general. I worked Counter Intelligence for Anonymous for 3 years and I also did some PR work and journalistic stuff for chanology. (Yes they even let me use their Satellite) I also did some worked with Weev before he got all crazy/arrested.



Goals
I want to achieve maximum trolling with the help of Genos and friends.



Contact

You can contact me ingame by sending a mail to Xenuria I might take awhile to get back to you as I am currently Duel-Enrolled in 2 collages right now and taking accelerated classes and this consumes alot of my free time.

Yes... Should be quite a show...

I highly doubt my application will be taken seriously or even accepted for that matter but if it is then that is cool too. I can accomplish my goals with or without the help of Genos.

VOUCH THIS GUY WAS GREAT IN PROVIDENCE 1

Is being an arrogant twat also par for the course with what you do?

Also AS IF WE'D LET THE FUCKING HACKING BITCH FUCK THAT DISBANDED HONOURABLE HYDRA RELOADED ALLICE IN THE FIRST PLACE INTO OUR CORP OF GLORY AND GOOD FITES. (Maybe you could join BOUNTY. HUNTER. though, I'm sure Timothy would appreciate the company)

You can have Nrom though.

e: It's also funny that for all your arrogance and supposed qualifications (Which noone here will give a shit about FYI), you can't spell.... wololo

stop getting trolled by our prospects shiroi

I am sorry if my spelling is not perfect.
However I think you should work on your own spelling first before you start insulting other people who are several standard devians above you in IQ.

"Honourable" "fites" "allice" "Noone"

It's 'standard deviation' dipshit.

Also American mutilation of the English (Note the name) language aside, that's still a bad post sorry m8

e: Do you also actually pay for that many accounts? Seems a tad excessive

yes but when saying it plural you would say devians not deviations.. I think you should err on the side of caution and assume that I know what I am saying.

As far as my Eve Station with 8 screens and upwards of 20 accounts, I use them for infiltration and market manipulation; things of that nature.

What was it like when you woke up one day and found out you'd been given all the credit for the 'disbanding' of Hydra when we grew tired of the mass recruitment?

You did a pretty good job of playing along and it seems that this act has become what you're known for on eve-o. What are your thoughts on this?