Just finished watching Top Gun

Morel Nova · **Posted:** Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:29 pm

trenny jr wrote:

hei'di wrote:

67% of the brits would prefer Jeremy as a co driver instead of Katie Price (not judging Jordan here)
so i'm not entirely sure watching Top Gear helps with having sex.

on one side you have a lump of plastic and on the other you have an experianced driver shit hard choice

confirming I would make that choice also

Bunk, Gavjack Bunk · **Posted:** Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:33 pm

No more home truths about Top Gear today please... :caprechargerii:

Suitonia · **Posted:** Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:58 pm

was top gun not top gear m8s.... typo :negative:

Bunk, Gavjack Bunk · **Posted:** Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:23 pm

Suitonia wrote:

was top gun not top gear m8s.... typo :negative:

LOOK WHAT YOU DID. And you weren't even trying.

hei'di · **Posted:** Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:40 pm

Morel Nova wrote:

trenny jr wrote:

hei'di wrote:

67% of the brits would prefer Jeremy as a co driver instead of Katie Price (not judging Jordan here)
so i'm not entirely sure watching Top Gear helps with having sex.

on one side you have a lump of plastic and on the other you have an experianced driver shit hard choice

confirming I would make that choice also

That wasn't my point.
Actually I was just afraid about what happens to Jordan in the near future.
Due to the fact she has slept with almost 33% of the brits i'm wondering what happens once she crosses
that magical number. Maybe the other 67% should rethink and realise they are way to ugly to get laid by anyone else.

Chunky Milk · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:14 am

Nexus Kinnon wrote:

top gear is terrible, sry :colbert:

what, why? It's a good show m8

Halarach · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:16 pm

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN

portaveli · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:37 pm

m8, straight is the new gay.

SolusLunes · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:43 pm

hei'di wrote:

Morel Nova wrote:

trenny jr wrote:

hei'di wrote:

67% of the brits would prefer Jeremy as a co driver instead of Katie Price (not judging Jordan here)
so i'm not entirely sure watching Top Gear helps with having sex.

on one side you have a lump of plastic and on the other you have an experianced driver shit hard choice

confirming I would make that choice also

That wasn't my point.
Actually I was just afraid about what happens to Jordan in the near future.
Due to the fact she has slept with almost 33% of the brits i'm wondering what happens once she crosses
that magical number. Maybe the other 67% should rethink and realise they are way to ugly to get laid by anyone else.

Once she crosses that magical number, her vagina, it hang like sleeve of wizard.

Halarach · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:54 pm

SolusLunes wrote:

hei'di wrote:

Morel Nova wrote:

trenny jr wrote:

hei'di wrote:

67% of the brits would prefer Jeremy as a co driver instead of Katie Price (not judging Jordan here)
so i'm not entirely sure watching Top Gear helps with having sex.

on one side you have a lump of plastic and on the other you have an experianced driver shit hard choice

confirming I would make that choice also

That wasn't my point.
Actually I was just afraid about what happens to Jordan in the near future.
Due to the fact she has slept with almost 33% of the brits i'm wondering what happens once she crosses
that magical number. Maybe the other 67% should rethink and realise they are way to ugly to get laid by anyone else.

Once she crosses that magical number, her vagina, it hang like sleeve of wizard.

She can sure push it further than 33% with the help of her anus. Let's say to 47% until the incontinence issues arise.

Just finished watching Top Gun

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